Hillary's Emails
Amidst all his or her trials and travails
a politician must now beware of emails.
For while observing the current political parade,
it has become quite apparent to all and sundry
that under either a steely or innocent facade
there may be quite a bit of dirty laundry.
In fact, I hear from my sources
(who, by the way also investigate divorces)
that several thousand of Hillary's emails are about
both household and personal cleaning
and therefore totally without
either political or financial meaning
because with all her traveling
it's hard to keep life from unraveling.
So there is no "smoking gun" there
unless one wants to know about dermatologic care,
such as how often she uses Botox or dyes her hair
so that a certain gentleman named Trump
won't accuse her of being a frump.
Several thousand others concern a loving but often wandering mate
apparently in order to prevent a scandal with an impact like Watergate.
However, most of the rest
were written in code and are very terse,
and despite our interest
we couldn't recognize the topics they were touching
and to make things worse
the lost originals have been translated into Russian.
HzL
7/27/16
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