Friday, April 29, 2016

The Weasel's Hadron Collider is Kaput



TECHNOLOGY

A weasel may have just shut down the most powerful scientific machine in the world

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The world's most powerful scientific machine was shut down on Thursday... by a weasel.
The Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile-long particle accelerator located in Switzerland, experienced technical issues after a small animal chewed through a power cable, according to NPR






The Weasel's Hadron Collider is Out


"The Weasel's Hadron Collider is out!", 
the Physicists shout.

Just when it was  thought we had it made
 we've been put in the shade.


and now our search for The Ultimate  Truth 
has  been  sabotaged by a Weasel's tooth.

which is all rather more than  odd
since we were seeking the Particle made by God.


But Hold on! Perhaps that's a sign
that there really  is  a God and He ( or She?) is benign-

ly suggesting this text:

Now that the Weasel is dead
 Why not ,   next ...instead

begin a search for  anti-gravity
in some  small terrestrial  cavity?

and  then perhaps it may not  be one of those disasters.


However, , since I never even completed my Master's
let alone a Physics  PhD
I"ll leave this for thee, and others,  to see.

HzL
4/28/16


  • News about The God Particle And The Hadron Collider

    bing.com/news
    One Lone Weasel Grinds the World’s Most Powerful Particle Collider to a Halt

    One Lone Weasel Grinds the World’s Most Powerful Particle Collider to a Halt

    Slate · 33 minutes ago
    The Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland is humanity's most powerful ... and will soon be used to probe the …
    A weasel may have just broken the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland

    A weasel may have just broken the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland

    New York Daily News · 1 hour ago
    The Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Switzerland is the world's largest atom smasher — but a weasel chewed up the …
    Large Hadron Collider: Weasel causes shutdown

    Large Hadron Collider: Weasel causes shutdown

    BBC · 11 minutes ago
    The Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator at Cern is offline after a short circuit - caused by a weasel. The …
  • Large Hadron Collider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
    The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world's largest and most powerful particle collider, ... Particle Fever; Very Large Hadron Collider; References
  • The God Particle - National Geographic Magazine

    ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2008/03/god-particle/achenbach-text
    The hunt for the God particle. ... It’s called the Large Hadron Collider, and its purpose is simple but ambitious: to crack the code of the physical world; ...


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