A Vegan Shadow Minister's Xmas
since eating anything with meat is a NO, NO, NO.
And, also for that reason
is the entire Yuletide season.
"In fact, the whole thing's rather sinister"
"In fact, the whole thing's rather sinister"
claims Jeremy Corbyn's Shadow* Farming Minister,
who, not entirely without malice
can partly base this claim
upon the Historic name
of a famous English Palace.
Bringing any animal product near her teeth,
is something you'll hear her loudly slam
which includes of course ,Turkey and Beef,
and ,therefore, she also must be bucking Ham.
Plus, I wonder that when she includes among her wishes
that hostesses should serve such things on separate dishes
she knows she's following an ancient Tradition,
though one far more Yiddish than British.
And just in case, you suffer from some lack of erudition,
*"Shadow" means she's in "Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition"
HzL
12/24/15
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Why I'm sick of Christmas by Corbyn's (vegan) shadow farming minister: Spokesman says she dreads festive season as it means 'getting up close and personal with bits of dead animals'
- Kerry McCarthy said meat should have tobacco-style health warnings
- She admitted she is afraid of the festive season because of dead animals
- She blasted her normal 'nice, interesting and funny friends' over meat
- She claimed she was afraid of getting too close to 'bits of dead animals'
Labour's vegan farming spokeswoman has declared she is ‘sick’ of Christmas – as it means getting ‘up close and personal with bits of dead animals’.
Kerry McCarthy, who ruffled feathers when she was appointed to the role by Jeremy Corbyn, has already said she believes meat should be slapped with tobacco-style health warnings.
And in a post on her personal blog, she revealed her dread of the festive season which poses a particular challenge for her as ‘meat is everywhere in huge quantities’.
Kerry McCarthy, pictured, is Jeremy Corbyn's shadow environment secretary and an avowed vegan
Her friends, who are ‘normally nice and interesting and funny’, suddenly start sharing pictures online of ‘stuffing turkeys, smothering potatoes in beef fat and boiling ham in Coke’, she wrote.
Miss McCarthy, who as shadow environment secretary is supposed to represent the food and farming industries, wrote the blog after spending a previous Christmas Day ‘as usual with a bunch of meat-eaters’.
She described the ordeal of ‘fussing over them to make sure they’re not using the same serving utensils for the vegetables and the meat, and that the vegetarian gravy hasn’t got muddled up with the ordinary gravy, and trying to help with the serving up and clearing away without having to get too up close and personal with bits of dead animals’.
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