Thursday, December 24, 2015

A Vegan Shadow Minister's XMas


A Vegan Shadow Minister's Xmas


When you're a Vegan, XMas may not be  Ho, Ho, Ho,

since  eating  anything  with meat is a NO, NO, NO.

And, also  for that reason 

is   the entire Yuletide season.


"In fact,  the whole thing's  rather sinister"

claims Jeremy Corbyn's Shadow* Farming Minister,

who, not  entirely without malice

can  partly base this claim 

upon the Historic name

of a famous English Palace.


Bringing  any animal product near her teeth,

is something you'll    hear her loudly slam

which includes of course ,Turkey and Beef,

 and ,therefore, she also must  be  bucking Ham. 


Plus, I wonder that  when she includes among her wishes 

that hostesses should serve  such things on separate dishes

she knows she's following  an ancient Tradition,

though one  far more Yiddish than British.



 And just   in case,  you suffer from some  lack of erudition,

*"Shadow" means she's  in "Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition"


HzL
12/24/15




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Why I'm sick of Christmas by Corbyn's (vegan) shadow farming minister: Spokesman says she dreads festive season as it means 'getting up close and personal with bits of dead animals'

  • Kerry McCarthy said meat should have tobacco-style health warnings 
  • She admitted she is afraid of the festive season because of dead animals
  • She blasted her normal 'nice, interesting and funny friends' over meat
  • She claimed she was afraid of getting too close to 'bits of dead animals'  
PUBLISHED: 19:15 EST, 23 December 2015 UPDATED: 03:22 EST, 24 December 2015
Labour's vegan farming spokeswoman has declared she is ‘sick’ of Christmas – as it means getting ‘up close and personal with bits of dead animals’.
Kerry McCarthy, who ruffled feathers when she was appointed to the role by Jeremy Corbyn, has already said she believes meat should be slapped with tobacco-style health warnings.
And in a post on her personal blog, she revealed her dread of the festive season which poses a particular challenge for her as ‘meat is everywhere in huge quantities’.
Kerry McCarthy, pictured, is Jeremy Corbyn's shadow environment secretary and an avowed vegan
Kerry McCarthy, pictured, is Jeremy Corbyn's shadow environment secretary and an avowed vegan 
Her friends, who are ‘normally nice and interesting and funny’, suddenly start sharing pictures online of ‘stuffing turkeys, smothering potatoes in beef fat and boiling ham in Coke’, she wrote.
Miss McCarthy, who as shadow environment secretary is supposed to represent the food and farming industries, wrote the blog after spending a previous Christmas Day ‘as usual with a bunch of meat-eaters’.
She described the ordeal of ‘fussing over them to make sure they’re not using the same serving utensils for the vegetables and the meat, and that the vegetarian gravy hasn’t got muddled up with the ordinary gravy, and trying to help with the serving up and clearing away without having to get too up close and personal with bits of dead animals’.

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