A MEMO FROM BILL* GATES

 A MEMO FROM BILL* GATES

Your Credit Card has expired;

Are you still there?

Are you dead or just retired?

Though I will   be fair

Please say ,

because either way,

 dead or alive

you still  owe me 19.95.

Thanks & Best Wishes

 from me while I look.

Good.

 Now  I hope your Mail  will continue  Hot

but, if not,

then why not next try   OUTLOOK?

But in any case,   I'd advise you ,

though their service is free,

to avoid both GMail and Yahoo

except to confirm what you owe to ME. 

THAT way, if and when you approach St. Peter's  Heavenly Gates

They'll let you in, because you've been  a 'friend'  of Bill Gates,

and, you'll be absolved of any previous shame

because, *PS: , now you know how I got my first name.

HZL

8/8/15