Monday, July 6, 2015

Varoufakis Resigns




Outgoing Greek finance minister Yanis Varoufakis surrounded by media as he leaves from his house in Athens.
 Outgoing Greek finance minister Yanis Varoufakis surrounded by media as he leaves from his house in Athens. Photograph: Giorgos Bampoukos/AP



The referendum of 5th July will stay in history as a unique moment when a small European nation rose up against debt-bondage.
Like all struggles for democratic rights, so too this historic rejection of the Eurogroup’s 25th June ultimatum comes with a large price tag attached. It is, therefore, essential that the great capital bestowed upon our government by the splendid NO vote be invested immediately into a YES to a proper resolution – to an agreement that involves debt restructuring, less austerity, redistribution in favour of the needy, and real reforms.
Soon after the announcement of the referendum results, I was made aware of a certain preference by some Eurogroup participants, and assorted ‘partners’, for my… ‘absence’ from its meetings; an idea that the Prime Minister judged to be potentially helpful to him in reaching an agreement. For this reason I am leaving the Ministry of Finance today.












 Varoufakis Resigns



The Greek economics minister,

Yanis Varoufakis,

has resigned,

whether or not this is fair,

apparently because those nations likely to be creditors

have asked for him to park his carcass 

elsewhere.



In the dim recesses of my mind

I recall Greek  crises of another kind

which  were originally comic

although in the end, equally  ironic.





It was on a  radio show,

which had to be,

since back then there was no TV.

Was it Jack Benny or Fred Allen?

Google will know,

and help me out of my morass

to find the comedian, 

Parkyakarkus (“park ya carcass”).


Well it turns out that his banter

on that radio show

was with Eddie Cantor

and, another thing I didn't know,

was that he later dropped dead of a heart attack

taking  his colleagues quite aback

as he  passed into the hereafter

while  his audience roared with laughter.

MORAL?

When all is said and done,

life is a mixture of tears and fun,

so it's better keep some ammunition dry

when you don't whether you'll have to laugh or cry.


HZL
7/6/15




Born Harry Einstein on May 6, 1904 in Boston, Mass.
Died Nov. 24, 1958 of heart attack in Beverly Hilton, Calif.
Harry Einstein, a former newspaperman, achieved his fame in radio as a master of dialect, especially with his garbled Greek characterization of Parkyakarkus (“park ya carcass”). An appearance on Eddie Cantor’s radio show in the early 1930s attracted so much attention that he became a permanent fixture on the show.
Einstein appeared in 11 films from 1936 to 1945 as Parkyakarkus, which became much more than a stage name. He even applied to a New York court for permission to legally change it, contending that no one knew him by his actual name. The judge turned him down.

The comedian’s life came to a dramatic end at 54, when he suffered a fatal heart attack after finishing a speech at a Friars Club roast for Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. Witnesses told The Times that “it was the most hilarious speech of his career.”
The 1,000 Hollywood celebrities at the Beverly Hilton were still laughing when he finished the speech, suddenly stumbled and fell against Milton Berle. Berle called for a doctor and emcee Art Linkletter relayed the call over the microphone.
Five physicians in the crowd immediately came forward. Berle, George Burns and actor John Bromfield carried Einstein to a corridor behind the dais. Dr. Alfred Goldman of the City of Hope cut open Einstein’s chest with a penknife and began manual heart massage.
At first the comedian’s heart seemed to respond, but then the beat began to diminish again. An improvised shock apparatus was devised with electrical wires and an attempt thus made to stimulate the heart action, but to no avail.
While the physicians worked, Linkletter tried to carry on the program in the tradition of the theater. Danny Thomas, who was to follow Einstein, shook his head and sat down.
While the audience sat in silence, Desi Arnaz picked up the medallion that symbolized the award and said into the microphone, “This offering meant so much to me. Now it means nothing. Please, everyone, pray to your own God that he will be saved.” He stuffed the award into his pocket and sat down.
Lucille Ball stepped to the microphone and sobbed, “I can say nothing.” She sat down without picking up her award.
People in the audience began getting up and filing out. A group of Hollywood notables made their way to the area where the doctors were laboring and stood around waiting, but at 1:20 a.m. Dr. Goldman announced that Einstein was dead.
Einstein had four sons, including comedian and filmmaker Albert Brooks, Bob Einstein (a.k.a. Super Dave Osborne) and author Charles Einstein.










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