Programmed Bribery?

Contractor says he bribed ‘scores’ of Navy officials

Craig Whitlock

A Malaysian defense contractor pleaded guilty to bribing U.S. Navy officials with $500,000 in cash, sex from prostitutes, Spanish suckling pigs and luxury goods.

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Programmed Bribery?

That's quite a list. 

How does he tell which bribes to use?

And suppose he missed, 

would they a contract refuse?

After all, if you're urban

you may well prefer bourbon

since you can't take many swigs

 from Spanish suckling pigs,

or. if Texan,  expect many Ostrich  boots

from prostitutes.

So, It could lead to quite a bit  of blundering 

and has set me to wondering,

as I'll   end this chat:

 "Is there an app for that?"

hzl

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