Thursday, March 17, 2016

Re: Self-tying Shoes X 2


RE: Self-tying Shoes X 2

From: B

 Re: Self-tying Shoes


What about a little motor that works your jaw for you to chew
The same kind that works the laces for doing-up your shoe
If it lost it's charge you could no longer eat
And you'd have to bend down to lace up your own feet!





A good idea,

but if you had a dog named (say) Rover*
then you wouldn't even have to bend  over
and as a bonus for this pick  too,
he might be glad to chew--
or even lick-- your shoe
though I'm not sure he'd stay quiet
on such a restricted diet
so you might have to give him a treat
 occasionally by adding gravy and meat 
in one or two  places--
including   the  soles and laces?
HzL
3/17*/16

*Though on St. Pat's day it might be merrier
to choose a large and well-named **Irish Terrier


10 Irish Dog Breeds in Honor of St. Patrick's Day | Rover Blog

https://www.rover.com/blog/irish-dog-breeds/
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**Irish Dog Names - Favorite Puppy Names

www.favorite-puppy-names.com/irish-dog-names.html
There are nine native dog breeds from IrelandIrish Wolfhound, Kerry Beagle, IrishRed & White Setter, Irish Red Setter, Irish Water Spaniel, Irish Terrier, Kerry  ...

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