Nike's HyperAdapt 1.0 trainers are like Marty McFly's self-lacing shoes
Daily Mail - 10 hours ago
Self-tying Shoes
I woke up this morning-- It's Thursday not Tues--
to be greeted with news
of self tying shoes
which gives me a vague sense of the blues.
We moan and complain of vanishing jobs
but in truth we're really all slobs
who prefer to act like snobs
and avoid the working mobs.
And should such shoes become a fave
along with self-driving cars for every knave
we soon may face a problem grave :
What to do with the Time we'll save?
Plus, there may soon be no one about this to complain--
even if by then the world hasn't gone down the drain--
because we'll all have bought a self-thinking accessory brain
to do whatever work is left but never tire nor feel pain.
HzL
3/17/16
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