Thursday, June 4, 2015

Brooklyn is now Camelot

From  Lerner & Lowe's Camelot:

WHAT DO THE SIMPLE FOLK DO? LYRICS
GUENEVERE
What do the simple folk do
To help them escape when they're blue?
The shepherd who is ailing, the milkmaid who is glum
The cobbler who is wailing from nailing his thumb
When they\'re beset and besieged
The folk not noblessely obliged
However do they manage to shed their weary lot?
Oh, what do simple folk do we do not?

ARTHUR
I have been informed by those who know them well
They find relief in quite a clever way
When they\'re sorely pressed, they whistle for a spell
And whistling seems to brighten up their day
And that\'s what simple folk do
So they say

GUENEVERE
They whistle?

ARTHUR  
So they say.




Brooklyn is now Camelot


If you and your mate

have gone from that first date 

to needing real estate

keep Brooklyn on your plate.



Even though you both  may only speak Pharsi

and believe in Zarathustra

why not think about Canarsie,

as a place you could get used ta


or better still,

Cobble Hill.


Though   some cousins long ago 

growing tired of the snow 

may have built pink mansions in Santa Monica

you can always  visit them at Hanukkah *

and meanwhile satisfy that artistic urge

much closer by in Williamsburg.


Or,   on a lark,

visit Prospect Park

that masterpiece by  Olmsted and Vaux,

a wonderful place to go.

HZL
6/4/15


* Rhyme stolen from Tom Lehrer ( below)


  1. Prospect Park (Brooklyn) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prospect_Park_(Brooklyn)
    Wikipedia
    Prospect Park is a 585 acres (237 ha) public park in the New York City borough of Brooklyn located between Park Slope, Prospect Lefferts Gardens, Ditmas Park ...
  1. Home Page - Prospect Park Alliance

    www.prospectpark.org/
    Prospect Park
    Prospect Park is the flagship park of Brooklyn, New York City. The Prospect ParkAlliance partners with the City to preserve and maintain the Park.
    Things to Do - ‎Events - ‎Park Map - ‎Party Venues


  • (I'm Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica by Tom Lehrer

    www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=616
    Song Lyrics: I'm spending Hanukkah, in Santa Monica, Wearing sandals lighting candles by the sea. I spent Shavuos, in East St. Louis, A charming spot but  ...
  • Hanukkah in Santa Monica (Tom Lehrer) - YouTube

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=LslsgH3-UFU
    Sep 19, 2010 - Uploaded by analog36
    Someone else put this video together in tribute to one of Tom Lehrer's greatest songs, but the original upload ...

  • PS:



    many of which are beautiful to spy,

    but one thing you can't dispute   

    is that Brooklyn is  a shorter commute

    and it isn't quite as dry.








    EXCLUSIVE: $15.5M Cobble Hill townhouse sets the record for the most expensive home ever sold in Brooklyn 

    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
     
    Wednesday, June 3, 2015, 7:10 PM
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    The property is the most expensive ever sold in the boroughPHOTOGRAPHER: REVEN T.C. WURMAN/DOUGLAS ELLIMAN

    The property is the most expensive ever sold in the boroughreserved for luxe Manhattan skyscrapers has broken the record for the most expensive home ever sold in Brooklyn, the Daily News has learned.

    The four-story, six-bedroom carriage house, at 177 Pacific St., sold for $15.5 million, according to our spies, crushing the previous record Brooklyn sale by a whopping $3 million.
    That mark was set by in 2012, when Truman Capote's former digs at 70 Willow St. in Brooklyn Heights sold for $12.5 million.
    As crazy as Brooklyn prices are these days, $15.5 million still buys you a lot: A massive 10,000-square-foot, 27-foot-wide property with amenities such as a 20-seat movie theater, a gym, a children’s play room, a wine cellar, a 2,600-square-foot roof garden, an elevator and four parking spots. It even has radiant heating, herringbone floors and four working fireplaces.
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    DOUGLAS ELLIMAN

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    “This sale is definitely a testament to the strength of the luxury market in Brooklyn,” said listing broker Alex Maroni of Douglas Elliman after The News called him for comment on the sale. He declined to identity the buyer or seller.
    The property is the latest luxe residence in the white hot brownstone Brooklyn market, in which the number of $3 million-plus townhouse sales jumped by 579% over the past five years, according to Ideal Properties, a broker.
    The frenzy has gotten so great that the owner of a different huge brownstone in nearby Brooklyn Heights listed the property for an earth-shattering $40 million, a record high in the borough

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