Friday, May 6, 2016

Khan Becomes London's Muslim Mayor

Please don't be alarmed

London will still be charmed

and Big Ben won't get in the way

of Parliament's getting up to pray
at least five times a day.

Of course they'll now face east

away from the American Beast

and we'll soon devise our plan

for officially observing Ramadan

with fasting all day and feasting all night
which sounds quite a bit of all right.

Plus, I hope you won't dare smirka

when you see the Queen's new birkha.

HzL

5/6/16

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