A new device for absent lovers?
and I shall scour the ads--
whenever the local newspapers come by--
to see : has someone invented a machine to prevent
and/or ease the pain of a distant lover's lonely sigh?
If so, it may become one of this year' s Christmas fads.
Its audio system I hope will be clear
and able to whisper sweet nothings to the ear
while its arms covered with leather and lace
offer a soothing, if somewhat mechanical, embrace.
However,if it develops a programming jam or two,
Ii could then further frustrate me and you
because just when we'd like the gadget to get bold
instead the needed tech support will be on hold
and rather than feeling with this tool almost as if belly to belly
we'll be appealing to some barely comprehending fool in New Delhi.
11/17/15
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