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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

TO Dr. ED ON HIS 90TH


TO  Dr.  ED ON HIS 90TH

You are still much alive and full of beans 
thanks to a happy life and good genes
and may not need anything further  to fix
until at least 106,

by which time, I'm willing to bet
they either will  have  killed  Death 
or  else changed it to an app,
resembling a long nap 
one can visit on the Internet*. 

Happy 90th B'day and many more,

HZL
11/4/15
* Death.com for the mentally hale and hearty,
Death.gov, for those of the Republican Party?
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Monday, November 2, 2015

Ex- Caddie Steve Williams 'a slave' for Tiger Woods


Ex- Caddie Steve Williams 'a slave' for Tiger Woods

Here's the goods 
on Tiger Woods:


He is quite a baddie, 
according to his caddie.



Though  adored  by many in our nation,
he used a  golf course as his plantation

with an interlocking grip
instead of a whip--
of course, not gratis, 
that is, 
until   he  made a Freudian slip

by putting  his long pole
too often in a  wrong hole,


finally  making his life tough,
and winding up in the rough.

Still, when things are going well
a caddie's life seems far from Hell.

Indeed, it's one others might envy
and you shouldn't claim you're being thrown for a loss
by your boss
when, in addition to your salary, 
you're  getting  ten percent of the gross.

Further,  in later life, should your income lag,
because you're  no longer able to carry a  heavy bag,

you may still be able to increase your means,
by getting a  ghost writer to help  spill the beans
about what really can go  on behind the scenes
on some of the world's most pampered greens. 

HZL
11/3/15

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    A successful pro golfer's caddie will be rewarded with a salary plus a percentage of the golfers' winnings. Caddie's Earnings. A caddie for a professional golfer typically earns 5 percent to 10 percent of the players' winnings, on top of any salary he's paid.

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    Caddies travel with professional golfers to tournaments. ... A PGA tour caddy can make several arrangements with a player concerning his salary. ... $1500 per week, but they also make a percentage of what the player wins in the tournaments.

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It was all smiles when Steve Williams got Tiger Woods to share his love of motor racing, but the caddie was later jeered by the crowds when he won the national saloon car title.
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It was all smiles when Steve Williams got Tiger Woods to share his love of motor racing, but the caddie was later jeered by the crowds when he won the national saloon car title.

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Caddy Steve Williams has broken his silence for the first time since the Tiger Woods sex scandal, revealing his former boss also had a bad temper, threw clubs and would spit at the hole if he missed a putt.
In his tell-all book Out of the Rough, written with Auckland journalist Michael Donaldson, Williams says both Woods and his manager Mark Steinberg cut off all communication with him for four months after news of Woods' affair with Rachel Uchitel broke. Williams claims he and his family were harassed by media and members of the public by association because Steinberg refused to put out a statement clearing him of any involvement in the scandal.
Williams caddied for Woods for 13 years winning 13 major championships together and attending each other's weddings before their high profile split in 2011. Their wives Kirsty and Elin were close with Kirsty revealing in the book the anger and blame directed at her husband.
Steve Williams' partner Kirsty farewells Tiger Woods from New Zealand in 2002. In her husband's new book, she describes the hate mail they received after Woods' cheating became public.
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Steve Williams' partner Kirsty farewells Tiger Woods from New Zealand in 2002. In her husband's new book, she describes the hate mail they received after Woods' cheating became public.
EXTRACT: Out of the Rough, by Steve Williams and Michael Donaldson
I knocked on Tiger's hotel room door as arra
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Sunday, November 1, 2015

RE: Salmonella Outbreaks at Chipotle's?



All Washington Chipotle restaurants close amid E. coli investigation
The Seattle Times‎ - 9 hours ago
Chipotle voluntarily closed all its Washington restaurants and some in ... last summer were sickened by a salmonella outbreak tied to tomatoes, state health officials reported.
Chipotles close in Ore., Wash., after 22 sick from E. coli
USA TODAY‎ - 7 hours ago
Chipotle locations in WA, OR shuttered amid E.Coli fears
CNBC‎ - 14 hours ago
More news for chipotle salmonella outbreak










RE: Salmonella Outbreaks at Chipotle's?


In these days of terrorist hysteria,
we mustn't forget about bacteria.

There is no need for nuclear technology

when Isis, Shmysis or  Iran
could  claim  they also  can

easily  get us
with tetanus,

or similar products of  bacteriology.

So, for better security

be careful that all your products in jars
have no defect or bump that mars

its pristine purity.

And, bye the bye,
to guard against E.Coli,

have  all waiters In restaurants,

even it should draw frowns, 
and looks askance, 
wear aseptic gloves and gowns,

over their extremely clean pants.

HZL
11/1/15

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MN Salmonella Outbreak Blamed on Tomatoes Served at ...

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Sep 17, 2015 - MN Salmonella Outbreak Blamed on Tomatoes Served at Chipotle ....Farmer Creek is Issuing a Voluntary Recall on Canned Albacore Tuna  ...

MN Health Officials Investigating 45 Salmonella Infections ...

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Sep 10, 2015 - MN Health Officials Investigating 45 Salmonella Infections Linked toChipotle ... 26, Chipotle served more than 560,000 customers in Minnesota and has ...Sockeye Suzy's Fish Co Issuing A Voluntary Recall On All Canned  ...

Chipotle linked to salmonella outbreak in Minnesota - Sep ...

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Sep 17, 2015 - Tomatoes the cause of Chipotle's salmonella outbreak in Minnesota ...Related: Major frozen chicken recall after salmonella illnesses.















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Happy Time Change but Same Old Politics?

 Happy Time Change but Same Old Politics?


It's November first

 on the year before

those who have the thirst

for political war

must gird up their loins

and improve their bedside manner

while hoping a bigger  crowd joins

beneath their political banner.


But not good old Bernie Sanders,

for whom the goal never wanders:

whether or not he'll ever get there,

he wants our country to become more fair.


Unfortunately, in the heat of a grueling campaign grind,

he may have to kiss more than one baby's  behind,

just as it is difficult for yours truly to wax lyrical, 

while at the same time tell of truths satirical.

HZ L
11/1/15




Bernie Sanders Doesn’t Kiss Babies. That a Problem?

By PATRICK HEALYOCT. 31, 2015
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“He seemed in a rush,” Julie Casella said of Bernie Sanders, who embraced her after a 30-second exchange in Iowa City. CreditDaniel Acker for The New York Times
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Spotted: Bernie Sanders, walking down Sixth Avenue in Manhattan. Swinging hands with his wife, Jane. Pointing to buildings. Looking at the sidewalk.

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And talking as little as possible to people. Not asking for a single vote.
He did consent to the occasional selfie — “Sure,” “O.K.” — but his chattiest interaction came with a man who stopped short at the sight of the Democratic presidential contender and blurted out his name.
“How are you?” Mr. Sanders asked.
“I’m good, but I’m voting for Trump,” the man said.
Mr. Sanders walked on a few steps, turned back and opened his mouth as if to reply — but not a word came out.
For a candidate who has inspired the most impassioned followers since Barack Obama in 2008, Mr. Sanders is surprisingly impersonal, even uninterested, in one-on-one exchanges — the sort of momentary encounters in which a candidate can show warmth and humility by gripping every open palm.
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He rarely drops by diners or coffee shops with news cameras in tow, unlike most politicians. He hardly ever kisses babies, aides say, and does not mingle much at fund-raisers. To Mr. Sanders, the independent senator from Vermont, political schmoozing is a phony business, and anathema to his total focus on weighty issues.
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His high-minded style carries risk. As effective as his policy-laden speeches may be in impressing potential supporters, Mr. Sanders is missing opportunities to lock down uncommitted voters face to face in Iowa and New Hampshire, where campaigns are highly personal. And both states are crucial in any serious strategy to defeat Hillary Rodham Clinton, whose lead in several polls has been growing lately.
On a recent Iowa swing, Mr. Sanders left the political equivalent of money on the table at every stop.
He signed the cast on 9-year-old Kaylie Milton’s arm at a barbecue in Iowa City, but did not spend any time courting her father, who said he was torn between Mr. Sanders and Mrs. Clinton. Mr. Sanders quickly left a college in Oskaloosa, disappointing a dozen curious students who said they had hoped he would chat with them. He made another speedy exit from a gym in Fort Madison, letting down scores of people waiting to say hello — including a number of women who had already signed pledge cards to support Mrs. Clinton but were now waffling, captivated by Mr. Sanders’s message.
“I would’ve loved to have gotten a few seconds with him,” said one, Louise Orozco, 65, of Keokuk.
Mr. Sanders often makes a quick exit to keep to a packed schedule, as he hates running late, aides say. Other times, he wants to rest or even nap in the car, or just get a good night’s sleep, given that he expends considerable energy and focus on his lengthy speeches. Jeff Weaver, his campaign manager, described Mr. Sanders’s pace as “rigorous and intense,” but said Mr. Sanders would lavish more time on people as voting neared.
For now, Mr. Sanders mostly engages voters from the microphone, by soliciting their questions and concerns and having a serious-minded back and forth, as he did on Friday at a senior center in New Hampshire. When he was done, he waved at about 15 women sitting nearby at card tables and then left for a newspaper editorial board meeting.
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“I wish he’d come over to say hi, ask for our votes,” said one of the women, Maureen Morency, 66, an independent. “It’s nice to be asked.”
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Bernie Sanders at a senior center in New Hampshire, where he gave a speech but did not linger. CreditCheryl Senter for The New York Times
His approach is the opposite of past Democratic nominees like Mr. Obama and Bill Clinton, who pulled off underdog victories in part by humbling themselves before voters with extensive face time — a charm offensive that Mrs. Clinton has also been pursuing.
“Iowa is traditionally won in living rooms, diners and small meeting halls,” said Stephanie Cutter, a Democratic strategist who has logged many hours on campaigns there. “It’s where retail politics is the golden rule.”
Mr. Sanders has responded to Mrs. Clinton’s gains in the polls, in part, byholding smaller-scale events to make his case more directly to voters — and to show a little more personality than he did at his huge arena rallies over the summer. His humorous side — self-deprecating, sarcastic, a little hokey — can play well in these intimate settings.
“I’m told that I don’t have a sense of humor, so I’m going to start off with a joke,” Mr. Sanders told an audience in Iowa who laughed gamely. “I’m Larry David. Bernie sent me.”
But when it is time for small talk, his lack of a personal touch is even more apparent.
After speaking last month at a house party on friendly liberal territory in Iowa City, Mr. Sanders ignored a dozen outstretched hands as he barreled down the driveway to a waiting car, pausing only when he came face to face with a woman who was in tears. She wanted to talk about mental health services for children like her daughter, whose needs, she said, required the family to pay for private school. Mr. Sanders listened for 30 seconds, embraced her with his right arm and walked away.
“He told me to ‘hang in there,’ nothing else,” the woman, Julie Casella, said afterward. “He seemed in a rush.”
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In a feel-your-pain political era, many candidates would have bathed Ms. Casella in empathy (and made sure reporters were listening). But Mr. Sanders, who declined to be interviewed for this article, avoids making showy spectacles of other people’s pathos.
“He’s unslick in a really slick way,” said Rachel Joselson, a professor of music at the University of Iowa, who attended the house party. “That feels real and authentic to me.”
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If Mr. Sanders has not grown more gregarious, he has mellowed a bit since starting out in government as mayor of Burlington, Vt., in the 1980s, when he memorably once asked a mother to hush her crying baby during his speech. (She and the baby left instead.)
He marched in Vermont parades, but at first simply waved to onlookers, former aides said. He would attend county fairs, too, sometimes milking cows or taking part in cow-chip tossing contests.
To Mr. Sanders, these were frivolities that gave him a chance to talk to voters about local issues.
“He always felt that if you weren’t talking about serious stuff, you were wasting his time,” said Steven Rosenfeld, the press secretary for Mr. Sanders’s 1990 campaign for the House.
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Mr. Rosenfeld said he believed Mr. Sanders’s brief overtures with voters were by design.
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“He would go to shake a person’s hand, and as they started talking to him, he would pull away and move on,” Mr. Rosenfeld said. “He knows how to connect and then disconnect with people in a way that makes them feel a little obligated to him: ‘This great man shook my hand, but he had to go and save the world, and I feel obligated to understand and support him in that.’ ”
In the presidential race, Mr. Sanders is testing several propositions, including whether he can win the nomination without a big-money “super PAC.” But the most provocative may be whether he can win over voters without wooing them in traditional, hobnobbing ways — whether his message can be enough.
Asked how much time Mr. Sanders sets aside to press the flesh, Pete D’Alessandro, who runs the Sanders campaign in Iowa, said, “He does a lot of question-and-answer exchanges with the audience as part of his speech, so that’s kind of like close-up time for voters with Bernie.”
During a visit to William Penn University in Oskaloosa, Mr. Sanders took a question from Shelby Darland, 18, who described taking out a $20,000 loan at 8 percent interest to pay for community college. Mr. Sanders replied that student loan rates were exorbitant, and laid out his proposal to eliminate tuition at public colleges.
After leaving the stage, Mr. Sanders made a beeline for Ms. Darland.
“He told me that when I say stuff like that, I’m speaking to millions of Americans who aren’t ready to stand up yet and speak out,” Ms. Darland said.
But Mr. Sanders did not linger.
“I wanted to tell him how much I loved him,” she added, “but he had to go before I could say it.”
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