Thursday, May 4, 2017
Capitalistic Comfort?
Capitalistic Comfort?
If you don't want to resent the day you were born
try to remember to bring a large shoe horn
with you on an United, American, or any such flight
because it will otherwise be far from a delight.
Even riding on the hard back of a camel would be superior
to the discomfort you'll feel on your back and posterior,
Moreover, if a slight touch of obesity is your preexisting condition,
you'll wish our entire Capitalist system were assigned to Perdition ,
and, while watching the clock in defeat
as you try to adjust to a much too small seat,
you find that half a buttock is much worse than none
and that your trip has become a curse very far from fun.
Yet even if you don't exactly thrive
you usually will still get out alive.
So try to imagine---if you dare--
what these same folk will do to Health Care !
HzL
5/4/17
Help - need advice on horrid flight experience | United States Forum ...
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Mar 29, 2008 - Should be an airline regulation that if you can't fit in the seat with the ...... It's a good thingyou're not flying NW anymore, because they're the .... So before takeoff you could discreetly take yourpicture without any confrontation. ... as long as they are permitted to shoehorn into 1 seat they will continue to do so.
Sound Off: United Airlines To Charge Overweight Customers More ...
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Apr 20, 2009 - Passengers who can't fit into one seat, can't buckle their safety belt, or can't put an arm ... Should airlines charge overweight customers extra to fly? ... If you have ever flown with a seat partner who sits in your seat and his/hers you know it ... I am six foot, 215 lbs and need a shoe horn to fit intothe seats now.
Ask Gael - Jan 7, 1991 - Page 20 - Google Books Result
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That way, you won't faint at the feet of your bankers. ... Or grab a seat at the Union Square Cafe bar for a tuna burger. .... I can't stand the noise anymore. n IVILIZATION CAN BE FOUND the padded, nubby, serenity of Mon- ... I'm not sure I'll ever totally understand this cram-them-in- with-a-shoehorn mystique, but it looks as if ...
Why I tell people to avoid flying on a 787 - Runway GirlRunway Girl
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Jan 22, 2015 - Nine-abreast on a Dreamliner means a seat width of 17” or below, ... fly British Airways, Delta or United rather than Air Canada or American. ...... If you have a disc problem in your back, this configuration is to be ..... Seems you can't win ... to shoehorn as many passengers as possible into as smaller aircraft ...
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