Bah Humbug

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNZN_NdqqQ5d3I4l7jGfrcbzM8wNRxpIpWpNS6qiCbPEJZDjwj4tgG_TxO_UaLjgyp5pS8nPSlqBLkYffnWK58BLJFuZAYnx6mxW7EBPWtTGT2OxiZETSRic203fGp6keF3zPwYi97aVI/s1600/Annunciation+by+bartolome_esteban_murillo.jpg Bah Humbug It should not come as a great surprise to anyone with discerning eyes that Ebeneezer rhymes with geezer-- like me, you see, and so with a shrug I'll thereby agree to decree: Bah Humbug to The Nativity. For a Virgin birth is not found on earth among its so-called higher creatures. Indeed, they were given other features with with to propagate-- which there is no need now to enumerate though they are mainly of two kinds-- at least to those of ordinary minds. However, if you are unicellular like an amoeba or perhaps a paramecium or similar specium-- you may not need romantic fever, for you could just split-- and that's it. At least that's the way it looks up here, though it could be different down in their biosphere-- perhaps they too may suffer derision if they simply use their right to fission and are never considered more than halfway great unless they somehow manage to conjugate-- but I'll leave it to those who know much more about Lilliputia to accurately determine such minutia HzL 12/8/16